DEAR MISS MANNERS: Please help! I am not a professional photographer and I only own a point-and-click camera, but I seem to be the only person in the last several years who has taken a camera to parties, family gatherings, school plays, etc.

Afterward and sometimes during the event, I am asked to take pictures and "send" them to several people. Generally, I will receive phone call after phone call or constant emails inquiring about "my pictures."

I have replied that I will get the pictures to you, but be forewarned that it won't be anytime soon, as I am busy. I don't mind the occasional photo for a friend, but I do mind the request for 30 pictures from several people. What is a polite response?

GENTLE READER: You might point out to these people that that funny part of their cellular telephones that they never knew what to do with is a camera.

And although this is not the technology department, Miss Manners will point out to you that even if your camera is not digital, you can easily scan your pictures and email them to many people at once.

Not that you should have to do so. Favors may be politely refused: "Sorry, I just take them for my own files."

But really, that is only palatable if you have not created expectations by cajoling people into posing, jumping in the way of spectators, or, like the ubiquitous telephone-camera operators, snapping candid shots without the subjects' permission. Miss Manners fails to see how you would get pictures without doing at least one of these.

She is at least glad not to have to count you among those who commit all of these nuisances and then embarrass their friends by posting the results online for all to see.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My daughter graduated with her masters degree, sent out announcements and then informed me I am obligated to give a gift and pay for announcements. After paying for high school then college then a gift for a bachelor's degree then the entire wedding, when will this end?

GENTLE READER: When one of the following happens: You teach her not to present her mother with demands, or you learn to say no to her. Miss Manners doesn't have much hope for either at this stage.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Do bridesmaids buy wedding gifts?

GENTLE READER: You mean if they haven't been thoroughly cleaned out already by buying dresses they hate, giving showers to a standard dictated by the bride, participating in what now passes for ladylike entertainment, such as spa splurges and bar nights, and meeting the related expenses of travel?

Yes, Miss Manners is afraid so, although your present may be as modest as your means. The time to economize is earlier, by resisting extravagant demands or suggestions, preferably in league with the other bridesmaids.

And the response to an invitation to be a bridesmaid should always be, "I'm highly honored and I'd love to, but can you tell me, please, what it will involve?"

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DEAR MISS MANNERS: I had a boy call my daughter. They are both in kindergarten. I feel that is too young to have boys calling my daughter. I gently told the boy that she could not come to the phone.

He called right back, so I told him the same thing again, very nicely, and then asked to speak to his mom. I told her that I had met her son at school and thought he was a handsome and sweet boy, but I didn't want to start a pattern of my 5-year-old daughter receiving phone calls yet. I explained it was nothing personal, just a personal family decision. I also said that I would love to arrange a play date, but I would prefer to have the moms set that up, rather than the kids.

I have told a few of my friends about the conversation and they all acted shocked about my decision. They said they agreed that kindergarten was too young, but they wouldn't have said anything. They said that I was very "bold."

By the looks on their faces and the tone of their voice, I felt like that was a bad thing.

How should I have handled it differently? What is the age that kids should start calling the opposite sex? I was hoping for junior high.

GENTLE READER: Do you believe that the young gentleman from kindergarten was planning to ask your daughter to join him for cocktails and dancing? Might he have declared that she had stolen his heart and asked her to console him?

Miss Manners sees nothing wrong with your withholding telephone privileges from your very young daughter. What shocks her, and perhaps startled your friends, is the fear of overtures from the opposite sex. You are either ahead of the times, in assuming that the ever-decreasing age of romantic interest has sunk to kindergarten, or behind the times in not recognizing that simple friendships also exist between the genders at all ages.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: We will write out my daughter's wedding invitations on ecru paper, in formal style -- Mr. and Mrs. Happy Parents request the honour of your presence, etc.

Should we use the same kind of card stock used for engraved invitations?

If using folder style (instead of panel), do we write on the outside or the inside? Are inside envelopes necessary in order to indicate exactly who is invited if all members of the household are not included in the invitation?

My daughter and I dislike reply cards so we are taking a chance and not using them. We anticipate needing to make a number of follow-up phone calls, but since only close family members and intimate friends are on the invitation list, it will be nice to chat.

GENTLE READER: You have chosen the prettiest and most gracious way of issuing a wedding invitation. The most expensive engraved invitations are merely a concession to the fact that few people have the time or the handwriting to write by hand.

The style is therefore the same, with the writing on the outside of the folded sheet, preferably of that heavy stock. Two envelopes are used, not to indicate who is invited -- both outside and inside envelope should contain those names -- but to protect the invitation from the ravages of the postal system.

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DEAR MISS MANNERS: I have noticed a questionable trend in regard to returning telephone calls. Whenever I make a call, often work-related, and am directed to leave a voicemail message, I do so. My messages are usually detailed but concise and courteous, with my contact information included.

It seems that recipients of calls can now no longer be troubled to even listen to their messages; rather, they simply redial my number, often not even knowing who has called. Many of these calls begin with "You called me? Who is this?"

I then must recap the message I have just left. Am I wrong to feel that this is a discourteous practice? Some of my younger friends seem to find it acceptable.

GENTLE READER: That the telephone is passing out of common use leaves Miss Manners with mixed feelings. For much of its existence, it was accustomed to announcing itself shrilly, without regard to what it was interrupting.

Then along came answering machines, followed by voicemail and caller ID, all of which gave the recipients back control over the timing of accepting calls. But when cellular telephones became ubiquitous, there was a peculiar reversion to considering them an immediate summons, despite their ability to identify and take messages.

So perhaps it is just as well that the movement seems to be returning to the written word. Your young friends probably pay more attention to texting than to telephone messages. They should change those misleading recordings that invite you to leave messages there.

But while those are in place, Miss Manners agrees that it is inconsiderate to treat messages as you describe. You needn't run through your explanation again. Just say, "I left it all on your voicemail, so I won't keep you now by repeating it."

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Yesterday, four of us ROMEOs (Retired Old Men Eating Out) had lunch out. While not wealthy, we are all comfortable.

When the check was brought to our table, the total was $60 and change, not including tip. We agreed a tip of $3 each was reasonable, and three of us, not having smaller bills, just upped it to $5 and laid our $20 bills on the table.

The fourth fellow, seeing the bill was covered, then laid down $9 instead of his share of $18. Thus, he effectively took $6 of the tip the other three had chosen to give the waitress. Instead of the $18 or $20 she would have gotten, or the $15 we three had already placed on the table, she got $9 -- less than the $15 the three of us gave. He effectively got an $18 lunch for $9.

I was shocked but didn't know how to approach him and said nothing. What could I have done?

GENTLE READER: Did you think of saying, "No, you owe $18"? And, if he balked, slapping down the extra money yourselves and then not telling him when the next gathering will be?

Miss Manners would have thought you gentlemen old enough not to be shy about handling the business angle in a businesslike way. The lunch itself was indeed social, but the explicit rules of a regular group may be upheld frankly without embarrassment.

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